GHOULISH

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ouchpotatoex
heartshapedbasil

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

maplebungus

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

hozey-nevergoingtochurch

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

fuckdamn

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

vexwerewolf

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

sandushengshou
hannigramislife

You know what's truly devastating?

Jiang Cheng raised Jin Ling. Jiang Cheng doted on him and helped him and punished him and taught him and loved him

Jiang Cheng loved him. He loved him so much that the boy may as well have been his own son. He loved him with a ferocity that burned brighter than Zidian's spark. He hovered over him constantly, he showed up on the boy's nighthunts.

He knows, now, what a parent's love feels like, because he feels it for Jin Ling with every breath he takes.

Jiang Cheng now also knows, really knows, that his father never loved him at all.

It's a bit of a surprise, even considering everything, but it's the truth. You couldn't be that indifferent to your child if you loved them. Jiang Cheng would never even consider treating Jin Ling the same way.

I wonder when, during the years he spent raising Jin Ling, did Jiang Cheng have that "oh" moment of realization.

-50 psychic damage mdzs